I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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