I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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