Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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