I just made out with a guy for $7.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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