Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Randomize