going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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