Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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