I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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