Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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