love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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