Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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