Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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