just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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