6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
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