The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
