My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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