I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
You can't special order awesome
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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