Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
