My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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