I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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