And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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