the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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