I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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