He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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