i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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