ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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