you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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