Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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