That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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