i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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