Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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