Non-Jews are for practice
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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