dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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