i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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