I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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