used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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