question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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