Where are you?
In a non slutty way
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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