this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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