He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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