This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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