The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You almost got us killed.
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