I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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