Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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