wanna go halves on a baby?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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