It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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