Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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