Your dad touched me again.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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