What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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