Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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