You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
The air taste purple.
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