batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
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