Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
...so i touched it.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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