Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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