you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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